10-10-2013, 01:57 AM
(10-09-2013, 02:32 PM)FunkyBurger Wrote:(10-09-2013, 01:36 PM)username Wrote:(10-09-2013, 10:28 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: I personally think there is a big difference between mocking and shit talking or baseless name calling. It takes some finesse and cleverness to mock someone effectively. I don't see calling someone an asshole, a fag or a douche bag as mocking. You have to know the person and pick on their shortcomings as mocking. Then again, that is my opinion. Just like politics and religion, I respect everyone's opinion as long as they don't try to shove them down my throat.
Hoping to get busy today. You guys have a fantastic day!!!
Stop analyzing the god damn forum and pontificating with regards to your views of what is/isn't a good "mock". Just shut the fuck up and when you're done scooping dog shit for a living (nice name for it, btw, "funky burger"), for the day, get your fat ass back in here and entertain me,
I have no shortcomings so you can just call me Ms. Douche Bag, faggot.
I can tell right away who hasn't enjoyed a nice massage, a glass of fine wine and candles followed by a good fuck session in a long time...
Divorced, dumped for a younger woman or simply never taken up?
Married forever it seems.
The glass of wine goes without saying and the only thing I really want massaged in a good fuck session is my clit and cervix. That's all I need is to be massaged half to sleep right before wild monkey sex. You're doing it wrong. And if you still have the energy for a relaxing massage after, you're REALLY doing it wrong.
Candles? Do you scatter the bed with rose petals too?
Just once, fuck her hard on the kitchen counter. No warning. She'll love it.
Commando Cunt Queen