10-10-2013, 12:57 PM
(10-10-2013, 12:43 PM)username Wrote:(10-10-2013, 11:47 AM)FunkyBurger Wrote: Nothing wrong with jumping on top and banging the hell out of her to the point that next day you need to fix the wall due to the damage the bed header did to, or your teenager kids giving you the dirty / disgusting looks during breakfast time (noise travels a lot at home I guess)... but the candlelight bang session is pretty good.
Tell your hubby to give it a try. He can contact me for pointers. Sounds like he needs them.
Well, it sounds like you're not all bad. Do you use candles to hide the fact that you have a tiny pecker? If so, trust me, the room can be pitch black and she still knows.
I'd be mildly freaked out if my husband started lighting candles to set the mood for sex. What's next, man lingerie? There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.
Are you by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray? I hope they're not teaching that shit in those books. If so, they're doing it wrong too.
Tiny pecker? I guess it depends where is going. If we are talking about a stretched, gargantuan twat then I might be tiny. Have you experienced many lovers with "tiny" peckers? It might be you that's the issue.
Do you always insinuate men are gay when you are holding tight to the losing end of a conversation? I figure being some sort of mod in this particular forum would require better skills than that.