DOGGIE PORN

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Some people will fuck anything & that's no exaggeration. Remember the guy humping the sofa?

Imagine being this guy's wife or one of his kids when this hit the news.



A man with the self-proclaimed nickname "Hotcock" is in hot water after allegedly getting naked and attempting sex with a Land Rover.

Earlier in the evening, witnesses saw him bumping and grinding with the counter on a kebab shop and simulating sex on the floor with his pants around his ankles. He was also seen walking down the street with his pants pulled down.

A court in Wales, UK recently convicted Daniel Cooper, 24, of indecent exposure. He was banned from going outside between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for the next three months.

“Daniel will never live this down," an unidentified pal said. “He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13...-criminals

Well at least he's only molesting inanimate objects and not people's kids and pets. I say good for you, Hotcock.