10-13-2013, 03:12 PM
I'm waiting for the flood of responses back from the applications i submitted to be a stripper.
Get this. Seriously. The job I applied for involved managing records and such but it included helping infertile couples find "the right" ovum donors.
Can you imagine? "What the fuck do you mean you want a red head? I've got some eggs here that will almost certainly be beautiful platinum blondes AND the carpet will likely match the drapes since your husband is a dopey blonde too".
I think I'd be a natural for the job. They're traveling right now but they want my full résumé by the 20th.
The description said I might have to deal with couples that are angry and frustrated having dealt with infertility. I'm obviously a very sensitive, easily hurt person but I think I could hold it together even if somebody calls me a worthless cunt. I'm not sure how I know that but I do.
Get this. Seriously. The job I applied for involved managing records and such but it included helping infertile couples find "the right" ovum donors.
Can you imagine? "What the fuck do you mean you want a red head? I've got some eggs here that will almost certainly be beautiful platinum blondes AND the carpet will likely match the drapes since your husband is a dopey blonde too".
I think I'd be a natural for the job. They're traveling right now but they want my full résumé by the 20th.
The description said I might have to deal with couples that are angry and frustrated having dealt with infertility. I'm obviously a very sensitive, easily hurt person but I think I could hold it together even if somebody calls me a worthless cunt. I'm not sure how I know that but I do.
Commando Cunt Queen