10-18-2013, 10:02 PM
(10-18-2013, 12:39 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Indeed it was.
I told Jelly "Darling, have you ever been to the Middle East?"
She said "No."
So I said "Well, then let me show you."
And I took her to Dubai for 2 weeks, where we went wild shopping, wining and dining, and she said "The Middle East ain't that bad really darling."
To which I said "I know, it's kinda cool innit?!"
To which she said "..... yeah!"
Then we took the flight to Aden and I knocked her up asap.
Thank God our daughter is such a gorgeous creature, or else she would so hate me on a daily basis!
The good thing about this whole story is that your stomach only surpasses your penis by four inches on a bloated day. Take note MS, you fucking pervert.