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Todays morning idiot thread
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(10-24-2013, 04:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have kept the keys and driven myself home, then in the morning drive the car to his mothers house and had the caregiver give me a ride home or just walk back home. But not before turning everything on in the car and greasing the steering wheel with vaseline. Maybe drop a few drips of good perfume on the seats and maybe buy a few cheap feeder mice from a pet store to let loose in the car.
Maybe put them in the glovebox.

I like the way Maggot thinks, only I'd leave the mice to hide wherever they wanted to so's he could see something moving out of the corner of his eye while driving.
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Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 09-05-2013, 07:24 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Midwest Spy - 09-05-2013, 08:23 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by username - 09-05-2013, 12:05 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Carsman - 09-05-2013, 12:19 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by sally - 09-05-2013, 01:59 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 09-05-2013, 02:31 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 09-05-2013, 09:14 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by sally - 09-05-2013, 02:38 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by sally - 09-05-2013, 02:50 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Jimbone - 09-05-2013, 03:23 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by sally - 09-05-2013, 04:49 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 09-05-2013, 08:08 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by crash - 09-05-2013, 10:23 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 09-06-2013, 08:38 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 10-24-2013, 04:27 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Blindgreed1 - 10-24-2013, 06:27 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013, 07:02 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Blindgreed1 - 10-25-2013, 11:42 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013, 06:42 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 10-24-2013, 08:06 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013, 08:18 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 10-24-2013, 08:34 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013, 09:09 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 10-25-2013, 11:49 AM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-25-2013, 12:10 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Duchess - 10-25-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: Todays morning idiot thread - by Maggot - 10-25-2013, 01:34 PM