10-29-2013, 02:13 PM
(10-29-2013, 02:50 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Don't be too hasty. I'm really thinking we should take The Kid up on his generous offer to visit his new "family". Think about it.
Five wives already there; cooking, cleaning, sexing him up and all.
We could be the insubordinate newbies - eating all that home-cooking, making all sorts of messes, getting up at noon (well me anyways, I know you're an early riser), hitting the nearest cantina and drinking from sundown til sun-up, slow dancing with the local menfolk for free plays on the jukebox...
I'm feeling it (seriously). We wouldn't have to lift a damn finger and would cause Kid so much trouble he'd be too tired to make any sexual advances towards us.
No way in hell Kid could handle such a handful; no way in hell. He'd kick us outta there before the end of the first week; I know it. It would be like a vacation for us though, with free room and board.
Careful what you wish for, Kid, I think I'm in...
When you put it like that, I'm in! My god, it would be like having slaves. That's a dream come true for me.