New Arrival

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Well, I'm not having a baby, had enough of those.l

I figure when I can see your profiles, I'll add to mine .

Most of our profiles are full of bullshit. It's not like you'll find our full names, social security numbers or credit card numbers on there. Although I haven't looked at Ramsey's lately. She's pretty dumb. She probably has "for a good time call me" with her cell phone number on there and a boob shot of her AA's in all their saggy glory.

I don't like you but I'm willing to tolerate you. Despite my charming personality, I think I inadvertently chased the last newbie off. Shocking but true.

Special O[u]lympics [u]Mentally Deficient.

Snot Picking Ostrich Mating Deviant.

Squirts Perpetually over Matt Damon.

Hell if I know. I'm done with this game.

First question. You said you've had "enough babies". Did you give birth to babies or did you watch while some woman pushed a watermelon out of her v-jay or sit by while she was getting sliced open so said baby(s) could be removed? I'm assuming the former which makes you a slightly higher life form than some of the "men" (and I use the term loosely) who hang around here.