You're Fat-No candy for you!

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I'm going to give out a combo of boxed raisins and dirty pennies. It's not to do the fat kids any favors though. I'm well aware they'll eat the raisins as a last resort when every thing else is gone and spend the pennies on candy at the corner store.

You know your house is going to get egged too, right? The raisins are bad enough but you can't buy shit with a few pennies anymore.

I give out candy. It's up to the fatties parents to grab the bag when they get home and decide how much the kid can eat or if they're going to go trade it in to a local dentist (we have a few around here that will give you a quarter per pound of candy or something). Not my business.

Besides, the fat kids make mine look better in gym class and on the presidential fitness tests and stuff.