Clang will be out another week.....

[Eat Shit And Die]

are you kidding me?

Not unless men can get pregnant and I unknowingly developed supersperm that can shoot across an ocean.

you should be quiet and jobhunt, then with a job and your own place maybe you can find a similar mind fucked whale sub, who will let you practice the act needed to get her pregnant. sperm whale.

I wake up at around 6am every morning work or not, does my head in.

You have an internal alarm clock.

sometimes I wish I didn't. my missus can sleep in all day when she wishes to.