Sad but True

[sally]

My son has about 20 bowling balls.

Why?

Because he's really good at it. The bowling balls have just added up over the past couple of years and he needs to sell the ones he's not using anymore. All the kids that are really serious bowlers come in with a suit case full of balls. They win bowling balls through tournaments and then there are different balls you need for different lane conditions, and by the time you know it the whole closet is filled with bowling balls.

He also gets scholarship money every time he bowls which is nothing to sneeze at. One of top youth bowlers in the country just turned 18 and has over $200,000 in scholarship money. Another kid he knows just turned 21 and makes between $300 and 500 bucks a week just in leagues. That beats the shit out of working at Taco Bell.