EAT ME!

[HairOfTheDog]

Bye.

Oh sure, be gracious and make it easy for me to swipe the lamest title right out from under you.

Midwest Spy's like a banana; he's split.

He's sometimes too mushy for my taste, but almost always has appeal (or, "a peel", since he doesn't like it when we don't point out the obvious).

In any case, he's occasionally a bit green, but typically sweet - with enough substance to be satisfying.

Plus, he's well-suited for being surrounded by nuts and when he's dishing the scoop just right, I scream ("ice cream", MS) for more.

He definitely has good taste.

Midwest Spy is like a banana.