11-22-2013, 02:58 PM
Sally is like cranberry vodka tonics: little bit sweet, little bit tart, always seems like fun at the beginning of the night, but sooner or later someone indulges her a little too much and gets their ass kicked or winds up hugging a toilet...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.