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ANTI-AGING
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(12-02-2013, 07:59 PM)Donovan Wrote: I would imagine punching a load out onto someone's face would feel a lot like getting a big ol loogie hawked on you. Never really been turned on by the concept of looking at my seed dripping off some poor girl's face. Truth be told, I am pretty adaptable to my partner's desires so I don't think I've ever been with one who requested it. Tits, yeah, ass, of course...but never in the mug. Not to mention I'm a big postcoital makeout artist, especially if there might be time for a second round. And if I don't want a million or so little swimming Donovans all over MY face, I sure won't ask her to wear it on hers.

HotD: dressup and slow dancing are nice, even a little friendly roleplay. But they tend to be single peoples' luxuries. When you got kids of various ages running in and out the sum total of sex foreplay becomes, "Hey we got like a half-hour before they get back, get your pants off quick!" and anything that requires extra effort to disrobe from is just unnecessary.

My mate Paul and his wife were in the middle of sex and their 2 year old son, who they thought was asleep, walked in on them and said “I need a poo”.

Needless to say the erotic spell was immediately broken.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 11-30-2013, 02:48 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by QueenBee - 11-30-2013, 02:57 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 11-30-2013, 04:04 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by SIXFOOTERsez - 11-30-2013, 05:38 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by username - 11-30-2013, 05:57 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 11-30-2013, 06:19 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 11-30-2013, 06:56 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 11-30-2013, 07:22 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 11-30-2013, 07:42 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 11-30-2013, 07:57 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 11-30-2013, 09:09 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-01-2013, 06:13 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-01-2013, 06:40 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 08:20 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 11-30-2013, 08:09 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 11-30-2013, 08:54 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 11-30-2013, 09:52 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-01-2013, 06:34 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-01-2013, 11:22 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Maggot - 12-01-2013, 11:28 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-01-2013, 03:39 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 08:28 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 08:44 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 09:01 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 09:52 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 10:08 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 10:47 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 11:57 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 04:28 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 04:39 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 11:31 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 09:28 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Maggot - 12-02-2013, 05:09 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-02-2013, 08:49 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 09:57 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-02-2013, 11:22 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-02-2013, 06:31 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2013, 12:07 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-02-2013, 11:24 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-02-2013, 11:30 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-02-2013, 12:05 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 12:09 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 09:26 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-03-2013, 09:58 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 10:23 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-02-2013, 12:21 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-02-2013, 11:02 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-02-2013, 12:42 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 02:31 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-02-2013, 03:27 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-02-2013, 03:36 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 04:31 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Midwest Spy - 12-02-2013, 04:44 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-02-2013, 04:14 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-02-2013, 06:11 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-02-2013, 06:17 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by crash - 12-02-2013, 06:31 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-02-2013, 06:43 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 09:03 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 09:09 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-02-2013, 06:58 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-02-2013, 07:59 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-02-2013, 08:19 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 08:50 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-02-2013, 08:24 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-02-2013, 08:37 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-02-2013, 09:12 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-02-2013, 11:03 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 08:52 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-03-2013, 11:41 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Cynical Ninja - 12-03-2013, 09:33 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2013, 11:00 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-03-2013, 11:55 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-03-2013, 11:57 AM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-03-2013, 12:01 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-03-2013, 12:03 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-03-2013, 12:04 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-03-2013, 12:07 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-03-2013, 12:15 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Donovan - 12-03-2013, 12:30 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by username - 12-03-2013, 02:56 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-03-2013, 05:08 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 05:14 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-03-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by username - 12-03-2013, 09:26 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-03-2013, 06:19 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by username - 12-03-2013, 03:08 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 06:21 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by ramseycat - 12-03-2013, 06:30 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by FAHQTOO - 12-03-2013, 06:41 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by Duchess - 12-03-2013, 06:29 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 06:44 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 10:16 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by sally - 12-03-2013, 11:03 PM
RE: ANTI-AGING - by aussiefriend - 12-03-2013, 11:50 PM