Finally!

[crash]

Google it ya stupid twat. BlackBerry IS TAKING ITSELF OFF THE MARKET. That's not a bad review that's a death knell. So please stand aside while we all point and laugh at any idiot who failed to do proper research before buying a shitty has been phone. Oh wait that was you. Meanwhile, any fuckhole who can laugh at several thousand dead typhoon victims is not a person with a good heart. He just isn't. I'm going to borrow one of your record albums to cut lines of your Dead pop in order to get the bits of bone out of there then snort his ashes like rails of high grade coke.

But it's got BBM!



Really useful if you're in a cartel, motorcycle gang or terrorist group. The rest of us just send texts.