Sup fuckers?

[Donovan]

The only thing beneath you, you primordial dwarf, is a snake's ass. And even that's eye level.

Cutting.

Which is coincidentally exactly what your girlfriend says when you ask her what she's doing to the level of the weekly allowance she gives you.

No wonder you hate her so much the penny pinching bitch.

I don't hate anyone, even smarmy English midgets with delusions of grandeur. At best I find most people mildly amusing, and at worst mildly annoying. I suppose it's a side effect of whatever psychosis makes me the way I am. I suspect if we'd lived a thousand years ago I'd have been stabbed or forced to drink hemlock long before now. And you'd be a court jester's skull some Danish prince held in his hand while waxing philosophic.