12-11-2013, 01:06 PM
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They pass a playground. The priest says to the rabbi, "hey, wanna fuck those kids?" The rabbi replies, "out of what?"
So a black guy picks up this white girl at a club.
he takes her home, and she asks him, " is it true what they say about black guys?"
He replies, "It sure is baby".
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
So these two co-workers steve and joe were discussing their up coming wives anniversaries that happens to be in the same week. Joe says "I haven't quite figured out what to get my wife yet...what about you." Steve replies proudly "well I got my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes." Confused Joe says "why did you do that?" Steve "well if she doesn't like the necklace I got her she can go return it in her new Mercedes." Joe thinks for a second and says "I know what I will get her.....a dildo and flip flops." Steve bewildered responds "why that?!" Joe "well if she doesn't like the flip flops I got her, then she can just go fuck herself."
So a black guy picks up this white girl at a club.
he takes her home, and she asks him, " is it true what they say about black guys?"
He replies, "It sure is baby".
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
So these two co-workers steve and joe were discussing their up coming wives anniversaries that happens to be in the same week. Joe says "I haven't quite figured out what to get my wife yet...what about you." Steve replies proudly "well I got my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes." Confused Joe says "why did you do that?" Steve "well if she doesn't like the necklace I got her she can go return it in her new Mercedes." Joe thinks for a second and says "I know what I will get her.....a dildo and flip flops." Steve bewildered responds "why that?!" Joe "well if she doesn't like the flip flops I got her, then she can just go fuck herself."