12-20-2013, 09:17 AM
I love my toucans already. They're indigenous to desert island environments, laid-back and resilient.
Unfortunately, research indicates that meerkats and baby panda bears become extremely aggressive outside of the their natural habitats; they are prone to attacking and devouring humans when placed in desert island environments (ref: page 436, Ultimate Survivors Guide).
There's good news, though. The Blob Fish is found in abundance in the waters immediately surrounding desert islands. They live a rather long life, are low-maintenance, and they have a genetic predisposition to heroin addiction.
Give a Blob Fish a little H twice a day, and you'll have yourself a long-term faithful companion, sal.
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He just looks like a "Wilson".
Unfortunately, research indicates that meerkats and baby panda bears become extremely aggressive outside of the their natural habitats; they are prone to attacking and devouring humans when placed in desert island environments (ref: page 436, Ultimate Survivors Guide).
There's good news, though. The Blob Fish is found in abundance in the waters immediately surrounding desert islands. They live a rather long life, are low-maintenance, and they have a genetic predisposition to heroin addiction.
Give a Blob Fish a little H twice a day, and you'll have yourself a long-term faithful companion, sal.
He just looks like a "Wilson".