Desert island discs

[Cynical Ninja]

And if we're going to pick apart book choices, I think the coffee table book is stupid too. How many times are you going to look at the same pictures before it drives you completely insane, I'd end up throwing that bitch in the sea. You may as well bring a dirty magazine, at least you can jerk off to that before it becomes incredibly boring.

Art is something I never get sick or bored of looking at though, I could look at a print of the Mona Lisa everyday and NEVER get bored with it.

Also I don't need a porno mag to wank because I have my memory and imagination.