Desert island discs

[sally]

Good luck getting your hands on that prescription cure recommended in your medical encyclopedia, though.

For every medical condition known to man my book has a separate chapter for alternative natural remedies to treat and alleviate pain. That might come in useful for those of you who chose not to bring any drugs. If you get kidney stones or your lung spontaneously collapses you won't even know what the hell to do, but lay there and wish you were dead. No drugs to shoot up or anything, just your stupid survivors guide and a bunch of fireworks. But I guess you could always blow yourself up with the fireworks.