Desert island discs

[Cynical Ninja]

I think you might need a little heroin right about now. Chill.

Have I heard the radio program? No.

Did you define desert island, according to how you envision one? No.

Does my knowledge/vision of a desert island different from yours? Apparently so.

Is my definition of a desert island accurate? Yes.

Are there mushrooms on desert tropical islands? Yes. Fungus. It be there.

If you wanted to limit my thoughts or restrict my hypothetical answers/experiences, you should have defined the parameters.

I'm not cheating or intentionally getting you all excited, I'm just working with what I've got and having fun here.

But, you're becoming a real drag. So, I'll leave you alone on your island and pop back into reality in another thread.

I thought the fact there was fuck all on the island would be obvious given the nature of the questions but no. I was forgetting myself and where I was, namely Mock. Where if there is a nit to be picked you can almost guarantee it will be. Since this thread started people have thought they can “break the rules or the system” pointless, made me “head of security of the island” untrue, been accused of “making up the rules as I go along” even though the rules of desert island discs haven't changed for decades, and the people that accused me of “making up the rules” then went on to make up the rules themselves and complain when I called them on it! And another little gem “all desert islands have magic mushrooms” not this one sister. Did you look up the definition of desert island in your dictionary? You'll be in there for a few hours now then? Improving your IQ by reading random words in alphabetical order.

I really thought desert island discs was too straightforward to fuck up but one again Mock has managed it. A simple idea tirned into the Swiss family Robinson!

Jesus.