12-21-2013, 06:12 PM
I would cook up a storm, but I think I changed my mind. I would pick Clang. Only because we could procreate and Clang seems like a nice enough guy. It wouldn't matter that our offspring were fat potato heads, I'd still love them and it would give me something to live for on that piece of shit island. Plus I could always kill Clang in his sleep if I got too sick of him.