the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

I can totally see Clang married to a fun loving, understanding *wink wink*, lovely girl, a naughty Catholic girl, pious in public, a nymphomaniac in private. She fulfills Clang's wildest dreams and they live happily ever after.

I totally can't.

I don't think any woman with her wits about her would touch clang to scratch him.

40 years of virginity tells us all we need to know.

I did have a girlfriend in college. She was a Catholic girl. We French kissed, I breathed sexily on her neck, massaged her butt bone, danced, she modeled her swimsuit for me. We rented To Wong Foo...I stared at the screen too intensely, made the mistake of telling her I had tried on women's clothing when I was younger...and she broke up with me after Christmas break.