01-07-2014, 03:09 PM
I know you can ship booze to some states and not others but I've never tried ordering some pitchers of beer with my pizza delivery. I think they'd say "no" but if I made an online order for delivery from Safeway...they might include booze. Dunno. I doubt my tight fisted, grumpy old neighbor would bring me a glass of his box wine if I asked though. I would deliver to my friends.
I got tapped by a guy trying to buy a bottle of beer outside 7-11 the other night. He "forgot" his id. I got people to buy me booze when I was a kid but I told this guy not just "no" but "helllll no". Fuck if I'm going to take that risk.
I also got asked by a teenager if I'd take a selfie with him at 7-11 the other day. I said hell no to that too. I'd probably end up on his FB wall as the "stupid old broad I conned into taking a selfie with" section.
Ramsey would have dropped her purchases and done the whole duck face thing in a heartbeat. Look at me!! MILF!!!
I got tapped by a guy trying to buy a bottle of beer outside 7-11 the other night. He "forgot" his id. I got people to buy me booze when I was a kid but I told this guy not just "no" but "helllll no". Fuck if I'm going to take that risk.
I also got asked by a teenager if I'd take a selfie with him at 7-11 the other day. I said hell no to that too. I'd probably end up on his FB wall as the "stupid old broad I conned into taking a selfie with" section.
Ramsey would have dropped her purchases and done the whole duck face thing in a heartbeat. Look at me!! MILF!!!
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