the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Cynical Ninja]

Yeah, you did tell me that would happen. *sigh* They're coming out of the wood work, so to speak. I'm insisting all the parents sign a liability waiver. Fuck if I'm going to get sued if some kid breaks his arm or something.

Yeah new fair weather friends are a thing I've had to deal with before with my daughter.

We bought a huge inflatable swimming pool one year for the garden in the summer it take bloody hours to fill and when it was full the fucking hordes descended on our back garden. At one point as I was sitting monitoring the situation I thought to myself “what am I doing? I am not fucking David Hasselhoff!”