01-18-2014, 08:33 AM
(01-03-2014, 05:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 1. He's too busy for Mock now because he's a married Mormon living in Utah and lurking the temple in search of bride number two.
2. He's too busy for Mock now because it's football season and he's totally immersed in his fantasy league.
3. He's in mourning over the death of Brian the dog from Family Guy and on social hiatus until the cloud lifts.
4. He's relapsed and is too busy boozin', druggin', and chasing tail to bother with his old friends at Mock.
5. He's in a deep meaningful Facebook relationship and can't think of anything else.
6. All of the above
7. Other?...
1. Wife #2? What the fuck, HotD....I'm ready for #4...with one prerequisite. Her Aunt Flo must not visit on the 3rd week of the month. Gotta keep the rotation going smooth, ya know...
2. I wish.....worst FF season of my life. Finished dead fucking last in my big money league. Finished 7th in my middle money league. Made the playoffs in my chump change league, but was bounced in the first round. And last but not least, finished 13th out of 20 in my confidence point pick'em league. I'm currently banking on my Superbowl squares to salvage this miserable season.
3. Never watched the show, but yet was somewhat happy when I heard the little fella was brought back to life.
4. Boozin/druggin..nope...Jan 24th will be 2 years. Albeit I do happen to notice when it's 4:20 every so often. I've been chasin your tail for about 2 years now...sigh...Aunt Flo schedule please?
5. Funny you mention that. I looked up my first major crush from Jr high school. Holy fuck she got fat. Glad that didn't work out.
So there you have it...absolutely no concrete answer to your question(s)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.