the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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Golden beaches in the UK? Haha! Pebbled fucking shore breaks with two inch waves..

Face it, Frodo, if you didn't have a couple of thousand years of history, a few hundred castles, cheap drugs and loose women, nobody would even bother catching a fucking plane to your shores.

Btw, your cricket team need to get home before they all neck themselves. They haven't even won an argument with a cab driver this summer, so I've heard. Not that I give a tinkers cuss about the game..

1 - Go to Google Images, 2 - type in British beaches, 3 - realise you are talking with your loose sphincter again.

I know you have a chip on your shoulder about our history and castles of which you have none. As for loose women? If you want nasty sex with a whore in Great Britain? Go to a bar with an Australian barmaid she`ll be in a back alley on her knees sucking you off in no time excited at the thought of being given a real British pound coin in payment. Funny how Australia is a wonderful place but so many Aussies come to the UK to study and/or work and live isn't it my precious? The must have a fetish for castles!

As for the cricket? Sport is a cycle you win/you lose and its about time you fucking won again for a change.

Oh please...a few hundred pictures of one or three beaches with actual sand doesn't make it any less pathetic. You still struggle for a wave higher than your ankles.

Of course we send all the whores to you. Everyone sends their trash to the garbage dump.

Whatever Frodo.. Disagreeing with you seems to be the yardstick for sane and socially well adjusted, so I'm still ok..