the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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I've never had a mammogram. The times I've been to the doctors they always do a breast exam, but never mention anything about a mammogram. Which is fine with me.

You're still too young, they will begin to hassle you about it once you turn 40, please take them seriously and do it. They will consider your first one a baseline to go by for future mammograms.

I think I got my baseline at 36 or something.

Either way, you'll be amazed to discover that your breasts can indeed be smashed into about a 1" height/width.