HOW MANY PILLOWS

[crash]

Fuck you and fuck Crash. You assholes had a 10 page long argument about cell phones that bored everyone shitless. You don't like the bedding department then get the fuck out and go over to T-Mobile.

Says the woman who had a week long whingathlon about a dropped fucking twelve pack of beer. That probably didn't even break all of them.

Maybe you should head on over to the fucking ⁷⁄₁₁ and get yourself a pack of Lucky's and a more secure 12 pack. You were much more fun when you drank and smoked, so fuck you too!