01-24-2014, 03:13 AM
Fuck you both!!!
I don't know exactly why because I wasn't bored with the 12 pack or the mobile phones, but fuck you both anyway!
And fuck you the hardest, crash! Lucky Lager is good stuff when you're tight on cash and spending a week in the 101F degree weather on the river. Not only is it nutritious and affordable, it's mentally stimulating. There are riddles on the inside of the bottle caps, FFS.
ETA: Oops, fuck me. I just realized that you probably meant Lucky Strike cigarettes - not nearly as healthy as Lucky Lager. I stand corrected.
I don't know exactly why because I wasn't bored with the 12 pack or the mobile phones, but fuck you both anyway!
And fuck you the hardest, crash! Lucky Lager is good stuff when you're tight on cash and spending a week in the 101F degree weather on the river. Not only is it nutritious and affordable, it's mentally stimulating. There are riddles on the inside of the bottle caps, FFS.
ETA: Oops, fuck me. I just realized that you probably meant Lucky Strike cigarettes - not nearly as healthy as Lucky Lager. I stand corrected.