01-24-2014, 02:34 PM
(01-24-2014, 01:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I like to talk a good game and I like to think that there are women who secretly want to take me somewhere and do me, but I haven't actually DONE it yet.
And hope not to.
"Hope" won't keep you from straying, Fabio.
You'd better make a foolproof commitment and keep it. Otherwise, you might just die a lonely withered old perv, sitting in his orthopedic chair drooling all over his Jugs magazine in his yellowed fart-filtering underwear.
There's a new phenomena called "gray divorce"; spouses who are over 50 and have been married for decades (usually the female spouses) are ending their marriages more and more frequently.
One of the main reasons is current or past infidelities and overall dissatisfaction. The women would rather do their own thing after the kids are outta the house than be stuck with the same selfish old dud for their entire golden years.
Watch your step...