Is this wrong...please fucking say it is!

[Midwest Spy]

What homeless person is going to ask you for your doggie bag? That's begging. Buy the guy a meal. There is no generosity in giving away something you don't want. Nothing, nada, zilch....what's even worse is yes, it would have your saliva and maybe other contaminents.

I like Mock obviously because I've been coming here every day for years, but lately you motherfuckers have been hit by the retarded stick more than ever.

Sally, you can always count on me to come across as intelligent.

I may try and look up your skirt or down your blouse when I can, but I'll be the most normal of this bunch any day of the week.

Now, let's run to the ⁷⁄₁₁ and grab a soggy-bottomed 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.