Is this wrong...please fucking say it is!

[Duchess]

I should probably hang my head in shame.

I have a confession to make too.

There is a chain restaurant here called Friendly's who often have a promotion whereas one buys a meal and they'd get a free sundae. Whenever I've eaten there in the past I always choose to get my sundae first and end up getting my entire meal boxed. I knew if I ate my meal first I wouldn't have room for the sundae. You see where my priorities lie.