Clang wherefore art thou?

[HairOfTheDog]

You guys make fun now, but when he wins "American Idol" you'll probably be the first ones to say, "I knew him when".

no I will say "i never thought I could have more disdain for the fat creep Faggot, then he went on reality TV"

Yeah, I was wrong. I can see you saying that.

But, hey, maybe he'll get the last laugh anyway.

I can picture it. As he's making his humble victory speech, he could win the bleeding hearts of people all across the land when he thanks God and Weird Al, and then tearfully (with one hand brushing against Jennifer Lopez's ass, fingers crossed and all) recounts the story of the guy on the internetz who told him he would never amount to anything, called him fat and lazy, and tried to minimize his accomplishments.

The underdog rises to the top, becoming an inspirational role model in the process. To da window, to da wall...