DO YOU DATE?
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(02-05-2014, 08:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-05-2014, 07:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She then kind of sobers up, tells me that all men are selfish and pigs, and runs off to her car.

Wow! What an interesting 30 minutes that was.

Smiley_emoticons_smile Okay, MS. Your story did make me smile and shake my head - I admit it.

On a serious note, I'm guessing your challenges controlling flatulence kicked in about 29 minutes into the date.

It kinda stinks, but if you ever find yourself single again, it's really best to keep that to yourself til the second or third date - even for a hard-bodied, young-beyond-his-years, well-groomed, newly-divorced, ladies man.

I don't think even the dapper blue duds could buffer that first-date deal-breaker (especially with a straddler).

I actually don't tell anyone about my flatulence until its too late.....

For them.
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Messages In This Thread
DO YOU DATE? - by Duchess - 02-05-2014, 02:16 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Blindgreed1 - 02-05-2014, 03:54 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-05-2014, 07:22 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by aussiefriend - 02-05-2014, 05:20 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by crash - 02-05-2014, 05:47 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Duchess - 02-05-2014, 06:52 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by SIXFOOTERsez - 02-05-2014, 05:42 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by aussiefriend - 02-05-2014, 06:19 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by crash - 02-05-2014, 06:31 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-05-2014, 06:20 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-05-2014, 06:31 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by crash - 02-05-2014, 06:37 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by sally - 02-05-2014, 07:09 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Midwest Spy - 02-05-2014, 07:28 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Midwest Spy - 02-05-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-05-2014, 08:34 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Midwest Spy - 02-06-2014, 04:15 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-06-2014, 05:38 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Cynical Ninja - 02-06-2014, 02:07 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Donovan - 02-05-2014, 08:56 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Cynical Ninja - 02-06-2014, 02:06 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Duchess - 02-06-2014, 05:35 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by aussiefriend - 02-06-2014, 09:49 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by ramseycat - 02-06-2014, 10:14 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Cynical Ninja - 02-07-2014, 03:53 AM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Maggot - 02-06-2014, 08:11 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Duchess - 02-06-2014, 08:15 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-07-2014, 08:35 AM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Maggot - 02-06-2014, 08:21 PM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by Maggot - 02-07-2014, 10:01 AM
RE: DO YOU DATE? - by HairOfTheDog - 02-10-2014, 10:47 PM