01-09-2009, 11:10 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Pssst! It's 'dessert' pastries. ::doh::LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:What the fuck are Guido desert pastries... sand cookies?AnonyMoose Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I don't know how you made it to the computer today without hacking up a lung stuffed with cigarette butts.I don't know how you waddled over to a computer today without a stack of Guido desert pastries to keep your cholestorol over 500 and that wonderful greaseball shine on your never-washed hair.
I don't know how you made it out of your bed without a crutch, 20 pills, and a fucking heating pad for your shoulder joints, you geriatric pervert.
He has no idea. He can only dream of being Italian.