WHOSE FAULT IS IT?

[Cynical Ninja]

Queue the 'when I was a pro skateboarding, boxing, martial arts and fourteen other sports hero' I stuck to strict diets post..

As opposed to having a PHD in bullshit with honours fucknut. A PHD you fully utilise 3 miles down a fucking mineshaft.

Yes, I was a pro skateboarder, yes I used to box and do martial arts, yes I used to play rugby and I was fucking good at it as well you would have been chasing me around the field like a dog chasing its tail my precious.

Now why not show us more of your famous australian class and post another photo of what you claim is your crotch douchebag.