DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT

[Donovan]

I dunno, horror stories aren't generally something to be proud of. If I dwelled too deeply on some of the stuff my fevered brain made me put my dick into, I'd STILL be scrubbing the little fucker. With boiling water. I can honestly say I have never ever cheated on any woman I was with, married or not. But I have been the occasional victim of rebound sex, drought sex, and the dreaded beergoggles.