the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[sally]

I had both the flu and the stomach virus together. Last Monday I didn't get out of bed all day except to puke and I had to keep my son home from school to watch my daughter. I can't remember ever being that sick before. The few times I have caught a bug I was still able to go about my day even though I felt like shit. Not this time, it knocked my dick in the dirt.

You have a dick?

Last time I checked I didn't. The old meat curtains are getting kinda raggedy, however, and might be on the onset of what would be known as a cenis. A tiny old lady penis.