03-09-2014, 01:44 PM
(03-09-2014, 01:16 PM)kevvome Wrote: I've always been a bit particular in my choice of chicks, but one night I was so drunk that I ended up with this huge thing in a skirt and I went back to her place and needless to say I screwed her.
The next morning I hurriedly got dressed and I said to her ''Here, if you want to see me again call this number.''
'' That's really sweet. Guys don't usually give me their number'' she said.
'' That's not my number. It's weight watchers'' I said.
The poor girl must have been devastated, playah.
Not her fault, though. I mean how could the generous bigger girl (or any other woman, really) compete with your 80-year-old, psychic, completely unattainable ideal woman?
You're a real heart-breaker there, kevvome.