FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

[kevvome]

I well remember Sylvia. I met her for the first time and she started to look into a crystal ball to see if we had a future together. Suddenly she went pale and rushed from the room. I grabbed the crystal ball and chased her and beat her to death with it.
I wonder what she saw in that thing?

Sylvia was the real deal, just like Bono.

I'm betting she saw two fateful paths for her future.

Path 1. You naked, putting the scrub moves on her, having your way with her, and then offering her your phone number (i.e. the number for Oil of Olay headquarters or the Depends factory or something clever like that).

Path 2. You chasing after her and then fatally bashing her brains in with a crystal ball, before she allowed her dementia-riddled brain to pull her towards Path 1.

In a moment of clarity, she chose the lesser of two evils.

I was quite going along with your comments until you said Sylvia had a moment of clarity.
I knew you had problems when i read that.