FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

[kevvome]

I knew you had problems when i read that.

Ah, don't be that way.

My problem is that I'm a chronic smart-ass -- I was just kidding.

Seriously, any incontinent 77 year-old dimension-ridden psychic woman would probably rather have sex with you than die a violent bludgeoning death. Maybe.

And, I really mean that.

Aw hell. I really shamed you into making this humble apology didn't I? And there you go again, telling us all what a smart ass you are. Hell I'm only new here and I knew you were, right from the beginning. But confession is good for the soul so they say (although I doubt it, especially if you confess to the cops). Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought you were.
Maybe.
And a dimension-ridden old hag is no good for me. Now if she were DEMENTIA-ridden it would help.