You find a book..

[HairOfTheDog]

Wait...I thought it was a minute by minute, word by word, account of our lives to date.

It's the complete story of our life. I took that to mean in its entirety.

Yeah, I misunderstood.

The complete story of my life in its entirety is up til now. The rest of the true life story is unwritten because it's unlived.

I read it too literally. I get it now. It's a book that tells you your history and future. The former I know, the latter I don't wanna know. It's going on the Goodwill truck...