the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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Hi fuckers.

Hiya wiseass. I'd like to see a note from your lova explaining your absence. Every salacious detail would be good. Thanks!

Absence... I blame my children and some weird middle aged clutter crisis that has come over me. We've been in the same damn house for over 20 years. I remodeled my daughter's room and then my son's. They look fucking cool if I do say so myself. I'll take some pics; my kids love what I did. Anyway, it spread. I've made at least a dozen trips to Goodwill in the last couple of months and my favorite evening activity is illegal dumping. Drawer by drawer , closet by closet and even the garage...last night I dumped a huge, old inflatable pool held together by duct tape. It was almost orgasmic although I was dumping at a church so that kind of took the edge off.

Getting rid of all the crap , I realize we really have a lot of storage room. I'm working on the kitchen now...no more junk drawers. I had 3.