03-24-2014, 04:45 PM
Saturday at Disney World. The place was crowded shoulder to shoulder so I had to walk with my daughter through this jack ass couple holding hands. I said excuse me and when they had to let go of each other's hand so we could get by the guy gave me a dirty look and mumbled something, so I said "fucking douche bag " out loud. I don't really consider that rude, however. If I didn't care about going to jail I would have turned around and slashed his Achilles tendons with my pocket knife.
I'm never rude until someone is rude to me first, after that I can turn into a real cunt.
I'm never rude until someone is rude to me first, after that I can turn into a real cunt.