The cloak of invisibility

[HairOfTheDog]

I would go to a library and make noise.

I hear ya -- figured you might play the library card and wanna check it out -- I can read you like an open book.

I'd probably plant my invisible ass on a chair inside the Oval Office or the Kremlin -- for the first day, at least.

I'd need an invisible translator headset for the latter, though. Smart greedy techno bastards know the real money's in the add-ons and accessories.