the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

Do any of you know what ABL is? Well according to an ad in Family Circle magazine it's Anal Bowel Leakage. And did you know there is a product for that? A discreet pad call a butterfly that goes in your crack. I really didn't need up know about any of this. I'm going back to reading Cosmo.

Never heard of it before. Thanks for sharing.

Looked it up, it's Accidental Bowel Leakage and 1 in 5 women over the age of 40 have it.

Among the top contributors to ABL are having a gall bladder removed and going through menopause. Save that butterfly ad, rams.

Words to the wise, if your over 40, never trust a fart

That's the definition of a "surprise".

It's fart, with a lump in it!