the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[ramseycat]

You'll get a kick out if this. I told Matt that he would be getting the $5k towards the end of next week. And that he has to make it last a few months to pay bills and what not. He's fine with that but pressing me as to when he will get a larger payment because he's ordering a new wardrobe for work to the tune of $15k! Custom suits and shirts and shoes. I was like what?!?! I told him to go buy a few suits at Kohl's for now until he gets the first installment. He said no. He doesn't wear clothes like that. I advised him to wait to order this new wardrobe until he has the money in hand because I am NOT fronting that. He thinks he can write the clothes off as a business expense. I'll let him find out for himself that no you can't. These kids live in a dream world.