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[HairOfTheDog]

Fricken User. Cock tease!

Where is username, that effin' cock tease? I miss the vixen.

Also, why don't Teacher and blueberryhill post more often? They seem to just read a lot, slip in an interesting comment when they damn well feel like it, then just fade away for a long while. Mock teases, that's what I think.

And, why hasn't Gunnar posted another audio? I seriously liked his voice, more than a lot. I wonder what the hell he's wearing right now?

I thought Gunnar was the most interesting new poster from last year, no contest. BUT, for quite awhile now, we mostly only see the greedy formerly-blind one cuddling up to Duchess in the NFL thread, or poking the ultra-sensitive Cynical Ninja.

Cynical Ninja. The self-professed "bad guy"; one of the longest-running members of Mock and apparently one of the biggest pussies ever to grace the board - a man who possesses negative versatility and zero strength.

As far as I can see, CN has left the building -- crying in indignation about the Mockers who weren't so needy as aussie as to insincerely profess agreement with his every position or to form an alliance of victimhood with the king of DISH-IT-OUT-BUT-CAN'T-TAKE-IT.

It's not really CN's fault though. Sally's the real culprit. The bitch wouldn't just fold and didn't lose to CN in the broken-beerbox-bottom follies. Quite understandable that such a life-critical defeat (or a tie -- I doubt sally gives a shit) would drive a man who supposedly counsels others in their lowest times right over the edge. God damn it, sally -- could you please pretend not to have a backbone and not to have a sense of humor?

P.s. I'm wine and resin buzzed. And, alone in my home for several consecutive days for the first time since Christmas. Still, these are my sincerely serious ponderings and I promise not to scream "PERSECUTION" should anyone choose to mock the fuck outta me for them. I'm actually sane.

Btw: Happy National Caramel Day -- and, I mean that from the bottom of my heart.