The worst toy your offspring has received

[cannongal]

--A couple of cans each of Silly String
--A few packs each of temporary tattoos (they end up on everything)
--Paste and glitter, so they can make LOTS of pretty pictures
--Nice shiny silver whistles that they can wear on strings at all times

And, give them a couple of tips about the best super-secret places to hide a colored boiled egg -- "don't tell mom and dad!".

ooh, both you and Crash are delightfully creative.

I have sent them home with packages of temp tattoos before, they were kind enough to wait for their father to fall asleep before gleefully covering their father with my little pony glitter tattoos.

I've been trying totalk my granddaughter into giving her father a hair cut while he's sleeping